Oohhhhh ya'll...... I thought I was going to have to re-enact MADEA GOES TO JAIL today!!! I was afraid that I was gonna get to make one call and that was it!!! The "lady" at vital records at the Mad Co Health Dept almost caused me to get UUUGLY!!!!! I thought they were gonna have to call the "po po"!!! I wanted to do a drive by, pick up her car with a fork lift and iron her head in a presser in a matter of moments!!! HELP ME LORD!! Here's what happened...........
I had to go to the Health Dept to get a copy of Luke's birth certificate so he can play Fall TBall. Now remember, I've done this TONS of times and it's never been an issue. I know how to fill out the form -- what I'm getting is his CERTIFICATE OF FOREIGN BIRTH....it can't be filled out like a normal request. The lady that usually helps was working on something else so I get "OL GIRL"!!!
"OL GIRL" WANTED TO ARGUE THE LEGITIMACY OF LUKE'S "FOREIGN BORN" ALABAMA RE-ADOPTION STATE ISSUED BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND WHETHER "GUATEMALA GOT IT BACK BECAUSE THEY DON'T KEEP NOTHIN' FROM OUT OF STATE"!!!! Yeah, I'm serious! Keep reading, it gets better!!!
HELLLLOOOO....IT IS STATE ISSUED.....I KNOW THEY CANNOT GET IT FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND I CANNOT FILL IN COUNTY OF BIRTH ON IT SINCE IT IS NOT A STATE OF AL COUNTY.
All the while, the poor woman I usually deal with was sitting at the other desk in ABSOLUTE SHOCK!! Mouth open and everything!! She tries to explain it all to "OL GIRL" only to be shot down by her too..... "I ain't sayin' nothin' else about it. I tried to tell her and I ain't gettin' in it. Montgomery can make that decision. Wellllll, fortunately for "OL GIRL", nice lady recovered from her shock and handled my stuff from there on out. She rescued her dumb as a box of rocks co-worker from this stressed out ADOPTIVE MOTHER.....WHICH SHE WAS ALSO HAPPY TO POINT OUT!!!
Just glad Madea didn't have to go to jail today!!!