Saturday, May 9, 2009

Dear clothing manufacturers....
My name is Kristi and I am the proud mother of 2 incredibly adorable toddlers!!! As a result of this, I find myself shopping for them quite often. Upon completing the sorting and folding of the laundry, I have found that my children have way too much freaking cute clothing and will not need another article of anything for the remainder of the summer. Not one stitch!! Actually, there is SO much clothing, I will COMFORTABLY send some clothes to their grandparents house for backup......along with their Aunt Kandi and Uncle Mike's house. Only to have overflowing closets and drawers at home.....STILL!!!!!
I emplore you to please stop making such stinking cute clothing that my children look far too adorable in!! I am having a hard time resisting these purchases......particularly from THE CHILDREN'S PLACE!!! Now, please understand, fortunately for me I only buy clothing that is at a SUPER CHEAP SALE so I totally justify my spending and I am TOTALLY getting my money's worth. Technically, I'm so cheap, you lose money when I buy from you!!! So see, it's best if you just start making uglier clothes for other people to purchase. :-)
Sincerely -

5 comments:

Jill said...

I love it! I think some of those clothes could come live at this house, so when you visit, there will be plenty of things for Luke and Sydney to wear!

Michelle said...

Oh my goodness...I could have written that post, only put Carters/Hartstrings/Hanna in for TCP.

LOL-s!

Linda said...

Heehee - I know you feel - it's the same at our house. But not to worry - one day you'll hit the size 7 - 16 range, and you'll get your wish --- U-G-L-Y!

Valerie said...

Too funny! I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a Children's Place problem.

Carla said...

AMEN!!!!!! I implore you, under no circumstances should you EVER wander into designer online boutique places. Do not look up such lovely names as MishMash, or Oilily, or Baby Nay, or Tra La La, or such...heck, even Matilda Jane is one you should not look up. ;)

Katie was way too many clothes.